Dark humor meme about plants being secretly vengeful

THE MOODWhat to Do if the Plants Trip You STEP ONE: Remain still. This was just a warning. If the plants willed it so, you'd be dead already. STEP TWO: Think, "What have I done to offend the plants?" STEP THREE: Make a list; for each item, write what you could do to make things better. STEP FOUR: Show the list to the plants. STEP FIVE: If the plants don't come at you with their lethal leaves, flowers, and fronds, this means they have accepted your action plan. STEP SIX: Follow the list to the letter. STEP SEVEN: The plants are watching.