Bear hugs how they work

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BEAR HUGS HOW THEY WORK. Powerful Upper Body Strength. Extreme Passion. Bear's Chest Hair Cuts Off Airways. May Experience Slight Ear Popping. Lungs Collapsed. Unbreakable HugLock Technology. No Control of Limbs. Pleasantly Warm. Ribcage Liquefied. Spine Exits Here. Leg Twitch of Death. Emotionally Healed. Physically Dead.