https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/1hzryzt/me_irl/ You're too old for pokemon / I believe we are called veteran trainers, thank you Pov: It's the night before the exam and you realise you're learning not revising Me: yea I'm a scientist..I totally live my life based on scientific facts / Science: sleep more / Science: drink less / Science: eat healthier / Me: *takes a sip of whiskey and a bite of nachos at midnight while I try to think of good tweets*https://www.instagram.com/p/DExSLGlOUtT/ When you are lowkey mad at your best friend / but they have been there since day 1 / so you can only rage internally When the toilet seat cold:/When the toilet seat warm: Wanting to lose weight cause I'm fat af / Decide to join a gym / Everyone is supportive and encouraging instead of making fun of mehttps://imgur.com/gallery/erF6cX6 You see a rat, but I see a hardworking dad trying to feed his 4 teenaged turtleshttps://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/1kguzeg/me_irl/ The ten minutes I spend on my phone before I sleep are the best three hours of my day / Sarcasm
