https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/negm8s/amazon_be_like/ Your package will be delivered between 12:25 and 14:00 / Me after 12:26: / Where package When you think you've finally found the right path in life.https://www.pinterest.com/genren242/random/ When you look up the definition of a word, and the dictionary uses another word you don't know to define it / Quest? I'm already on a quest!https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/ohhb4o/walking_past_neighbours_you_dont_really_know_that/ Small awkward hand gesture / "Hey" / "Hi" / "You ok" / "Yeah" / "Good" / Mumbling a hi they don't respond to / Looking up from your phone for a second not to be rude Genie: I can grant you 3 wishes but you can't wish for more wishes / Me: I wish you keep your wish granting powers but become a human and hence aren't bound by any rules / The genie after hearing this: / You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did ithttps://x.com/theMemesBot/status/1412118605743939588 Dom, that might be a really good time to get your family / That's my secret, Cap / I'm always with my familyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/comments/cz2odc/and_thats_why_minecraft_is_better_then_real_life/?tl=zh-hans Real world vs Minecraft world / Bees are dying / Coral reefs dying / Amazon rainforest on fire / Climate change / Has bees / Coral only dies when placed out of water / Climate only changes when new biomes are addedhttps://9gag.com/gag/aqGv7nL Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath." / Interviewer: "...and a weakness?"