If you combine / Laboratory Barbie / Campervan Barbie / You would get Breaking Bad Barbie
If I can't even afford YouTube Premium, why does YouTube think I can afford the stuff in those ads?
Me on a maths test: 5x6 is 30 / My brain
Me dragging myself to that one class I should've never taken
Texting People Back Vs Sharing Memes
MY DOCTORS / MY MEDICAL PROBLEMS
Me: *has the happiest experience of my life* / My brain: *nothing* / Me: *waves at someone who wasn't waving at me* / My brain: A core memory.
Progress is at 100% / It means it's done, right? / It means it's done, right?
Fixing my sleep schedule / Ruining tomorrow so I can enjoy tonight
Orca are fish because they live in the sea / Orca are whales because they're big sea mammals / Orca are dolphins Because they're in Delphinidae, the dolphin family / Orca are whales Because they're in Cetacea, the whale infraorder / Orca are fish Because they're in Osteichthyes, the bony fish superclass
Me at 7am choosing between my future or my Bed
ready to watch Madoka Magica / Finished Madoka Magica / Recommend others to watch Madoka Magica
Me making plans with my bestie after a tough week / we could meet on the weekends to eat pizza and complain
Food:*Drops* / Me:*Picks it up in 4.98 sec* / Bacteria
