When you're presenting a project and you see a huge, glaring mistake
When you lost your phone in your room but can't even call it because it's always on silent
When someone meets me in person / It's even uglier up close.
When I see my friends having fun without me
When I host a party / PLEASE LEAVE BY 9
When everything is going wrong in your life but you're used to it
When bro saved your contact as "name + school" (I thought we were friends) / This Mother Fucker..
Watching my friend get his ass whooped by his own parents, while I got a royal treatment since I am a quest
Not wanting to get in, but once in, not wanting to get out / Shower / Bed
Money aside, what do you need right now? / The money you just put aside
me when i don't watch his stories anymore: Out of sight, out of mind.
Me looking at all my other games after seeing that 68 GB Call of Duty update
I bought Lego / For our son's birthday, right?
HoW I SHOULD BE DOING IT. / WHAT THE DOCTOR ADVISED AGAINST. / CURRENT SITUATION.
Companies reducing the quantity of the actual product, adding fancy words to their packaging to make it seem new and keeping the same price / LIMITED EDITION / NEW PACKAGING / Now with 10% more protein
Can kill a giant demon dragon-turtle thing, yet dies by touching a turtle
WEAK AURA: asking a question at the end of a lecture / STRONG AURA: going home confused
Seriously, stop asking. / GRAIN OF RICE / Chance of me paying for YouTube premium / YouTube: So, you're telling me there's a chance.
Me: *having a very specific problem* / The one [deleted user] 12 years ago
Past me: Why does grandpa just randomly fall asleep anywhere? / Me now after dinner
Nobody / Motorcycle racers
me randomly deciding to lie on the floor instead of any furniture cause it feels good
omg what if there are hidden cameras in here
ADULTS ON BOARD WE WANT TO LIVE TOO / Do we though?
Me: Wow this app is fantastic / App: take a moment to rate us / Me: no
when someone doesn't believe you have trust issues because you "open up so easily!" / lighter levels of trauma / some really awful shit
my ancestors watching me use a GPS to get somewhere ive been to 14 times
When my mom starts yelling at me and I plan how I'm gonna to move out with only $15.27 in my bank account
Teacher: "No I can't round your 49.8% to a 90%."
Me everytime I hear In the Pool (I do not hate it, I hate the fact that it's giving me PTSD everytime I listen it)
>see trailer for video game >looks fun >buy video game >see video game in library >doesn't look fun anymore Why does this happen?
Every time Nintendo wants to make money: Where is the Italian?
when ur usually the entertainer of ur friend group but some dark shit has you down
When you text bro at 2:14am and he replies
Inside Your Vacuum Cleaner / Kirby / Electric Motor / Rotating Brush / Fan / Intake Port
Haircuts in video games be like
Me convincing, my friend to buy a £50 game we will play for a week and never again
