This was my brush / This was my paint / This was my canvas
KIDS: Go Jery, steal the food, mess everything up and finish off tha stupid cat / Adults: Leave Tom alone, you damn rat!
How the cashier stares at me after i scratch my balls with the grocery divider thing.
If a dolphin was blowing up a balloon, would it be like this or this.
Officially unlocked all the achievements on my dash. What do I do now? / Achievement Unlocked: How did you make it this far?
You shouldn't sleep with the door closed it's bad for air flow
I know you're going through a lot right now just know you did this to yourself.
Jesse Pinkman: *exists* / Every Breaking Bad character
HOW THE BONJOUR POLAR BEAR LOOKS LIKE / HOW I SEE HIM
When you're losing in a sibling fight and suddenly remember you're the younger one / Mama...
RICH KIDS / ME
Ime at 3 am trying to figure out why exist asiah / caption this
Me: I love my best friend / my best friend: hey
WHEN YOU GO OFFLINE FOR HALF A DAY AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS TALKING ABOUT SOME NIHILIST PENGUIN
My mom: I want you home in 10 minutes / Me in another city
When the characters in my audiobook are railing each other but my face keeps a secret
Wait, i am alone / Never have been
When you need to confront the person responsible for some bullshit in your life
EATING REAL CHERRIES / DRINKING CHERRY JUICE / TAKING CHERRY FLAVORED MEDICINE
How your dog feels when you let him run off the leash
Customer: This sandwich sucks / Subway Employee: Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
When the ad says "bright little apartment in New York'
OPEN WORLD / DEVELOPERS HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING WHAT THE PLAYERS WILL SEE OR DO FIRST / START POSITION / EVERYTHING NEEDS TO RE A VIABLE FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE / GAMEPLAY AND NARRATIVE COMPLEXITY / STRUCTURED / START POSITION / CONTENT DESIGNED WITH THE KNOWI EDGE THAT THE PI AYER HAS EXPERIENCED THE PREVIOUS LAYER / How do we fix left
When you're already having a bad day and your friend asks if you've done an assignment you've never heard of
"Your generation is very technologically advanced / Me trying to delete a blank page in word document
if you ran out of something put a note on the fridge / ok / will to live
I decide to focus and study / Realise I'm only reading with my eyes and not with my brain
It's rare enough to see flying Carp. But to get a picture of a bird hitching a ride on a flying Carp...one in a gazillion.
When they want me to be authentic but then they hate me for being authentic: I am a victim of my own success
When you survive with 1 hp left.
I was trying to take pictures of my new kitten eating and my other cat wasn't having it
When you're listening to music and imagining your own music video
Set your alarm for 3 a.m., wake up, and write the first thing that comes to mind. / God I fucking wish I was asleep. This was a terrible idea.
The first 99% and last 1% of phone battery
Nobody minecraft villagers sarcasm.
Me: I'm highly experienced and can handle any problem. / Also me: Hold On Let Me ChatGPT This.
Boss: I can't put into words how valuable you really are to the team / Me: Okay, use money please
*Me holding my pen, bored out of my mind. / *My eraser's condition the entire time
The pose i pull out after begging my friend to take pics of me for social media posts
