You're someone's reason to smile. / because you're a joke
When you're big enough to admit that you were wrong because you love someone and don't want to fight / peace is always an option
me: knowing that even if all my fears came true, I'll adapt bc that's literally what I'm doing now
The guy I'm dating has the funniest cat ever. Will sit like this forever if you don't give him attention
SAMPLING BIAS / YES, I LOVE RESFONDI NG TO SURVEYS / NO,I TOSS THEM IN THEBIN / "WE RECEIVED 50O RESPONSES AND FOUND THAT PEOPLE LOVE RESPONDING TO SURVEYS"
YOU CAN TRAIN A CAT TO DO ANYTHING THE CAT WANTS TO DO AT THE MOMENT THE CAT WANTS TO DO IT
My parents Sleeping Soundly / Making a Cheese quesadilla At 3am In the microwave
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the car.. it's raining! I'm scared!" / My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" / The Rain
When you meet someone who can study while listening to music: Is it possible to learn this power?
real picture of my two personalities at night
Toothpaste:"Do not eat or drink for 2 hours after using this product" / Me 48 seconds later
mewtwoofficial: this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants
Why I go on reddit / because I'm bored / Because I just closed it
The two kinds of people when I explain my kinks
Accidentally clicking Restart instead of shutdown / People with SSDs: OH NO! ANYWAY / People without SSDs: This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
The perfect pictures don't exi....
My dad / Me who forgot to turn off my room's light before we went on vacation
Me: I'm an adult, nothing on the internet disturbs me anymore / The internet
YouTube: "Watch this new DC trailer" / Me: Ok wait let me just / Brightness level 19% / Brightness level 100%
When you are taking out the trash and some weird liquid falls on your hand Remove arm.
No one: Mobile games ads: Incredible giraffe puzzle: only 2 pieces but it's impossible to assemble
All of my younger self's anxieties / 30 year old me / It still hurts. But less
TIL: 44% of adults have held on to their childhood teddies and dolls, and as many as 34% of adults still sleep with a soft toy every night - Well, of course I know him. He's me.
Maladaptive Daydreaming Starter Pack / Pacing around in circles back and fourth /
Listening to music and imagining a reality where you wrote it yourself /
Imagining what would it be like if you were to write a fiction that someone already wrote /
Arguing and explaining about your story to yourself /
Thinking of a story where everything in your life is perfect to escape reality.
The Lacrimal Punctum is the small hole in your eyelids that drains your tears through your nose. It's the reason you get a runny nose from crying about not having a girlfriend.
Lóre from the game they are currently playing / Someone who is only listening to be polite / Gamers
WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER / MONEY / STATUS / MAKING A TYPO IN YOUR PASSWORD AND BEING ABLE TO CORRECT IT WITHOUT DELETING THE WHOLE THING
When you almost died trying to take a dump but this is all you managed
ok ima stop scrolling at 12:30 / damn its 12:31 guess ill stop at 1:00
When you rub your eyes a bit too much
My computer when I play during the day / My computer when I'm playing at 1:00 AM
Friend: If I could ever have a superpower it would be to slow down time / Me who already knows how to do that
there are two kinds of people in the shower
Friend during video call: "You would love this scenery! Wait let me show you..." / The scenery my friend shows me
me: oh, my back hurts so bad what the f*ck / also me playing ps4 all day like this
The rest of the team playing really well / You trying to fit in
me when i just enter the pool / while swimming: Fitness is my passion / when i exit the pool
