When you finish a game your truly love and now feel empty but then realize you don't have every achievement
When u say bye to someone and then walk side by side with them to the exit: uncomfortable
me remembering something from 69 seconds ago: This folder is empty. / me remembering a embarrassing memory from 4 years and 20 days ago
The Sim I made based on myself / The Sim I made based on my Crush
TACO TUESDAY "If you eat a hard taco over a soft tortilla shell you get a second taco!"
Come on bro just pick me back up one more time.I bet there's some funny content you haven't seen yet.
DID YOU KNOW? M Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression, anxiety, and helps you live longer. / Narcissist sleeping alone: helth
Someone: where did your money go / Me: I am her
the dragon!
If you're not making hot soups with me / You're making hot soups against me
After all... why not? / Why shouldn't-I walk-like a dog?
Me: wow thanks for inviting me over, it's been ages since we last hung out. How's life treating you? / My Friend: As you can see, I'm doing quite well for myself
Learning how to read body language to read other people / Becoming hyper aware of your own body language and wondering if people are reading you
My therapist / The jokes I make / Massive amounts of childhood trauma
when you're a kid and a grown up thinks you're cool and likes talking to you / when you're an adult and a kid thinks you're cool and likes talking to you
IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?
When your friend sends you a tik tok video / But it made you laugh a little
Me: Opens tiktok for you page: This is for you
Society: Real life anime girl don't exist / The Anime girl
what if we wore matching kuromi & my melody sets?(^^)
When you accidentally rhyme while speaking: Wraper
Jaw muscles: exist* / Humans: *train them literally every day of their lives* / Jaw muscles 1 second after things get tough: I give up.
When you kill a bug with a napkin but start to smush the napkin together to make sure it's dead / No resurrections this time
How about we try this position
Me: puts in request for time off that is earned and required by company policy to be given. / Managers looking at you as If you just backstabbed the whole company:
i have hired this shark to at shark you
Me deciding what I'm going to overthink today
HOWI SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING I OUTBID SOMEONE BY $1.
Future house goals... / My home / My greenhouse
Introverts online / Introverts offline
When I find a cat that is just like me / Obese and unhappy
