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March 13, 2026
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it's soup season and this is my favorite soup
haha what are you doing on your phone? / *switches apps*
*Asks a new friend to guess my age* *They guess right*
born to ID: / forced to ID:
Me at 25 after a quick 5 mile run / Me at 35 after buckling my kid into the car seat
a centaur that's half horse, half centaur
idiot son watching his favorite show: clock
My brain when I'm on a walk and I see a nice rock: Fool! Get the stone!
When the back pain medicines are on the lower shelves
When he says he can't handle how crazy you are but you've only shown him level one: Pathetic.
get on the floor / put the money in the bag / put your hands in the air / are you with me
Me thinking things can't get any worse / Life: The OI Razzle Dazzlle
Normal people when their favorite show is over / Me getting ready to relive it again through a random reaction channel featuring 5 black guys
My family: how do you cook so well? / Me just throwing random ingredients and spices into a bowl hoping it doesn't taste like
I would like to make a correction in my statement, guys / 2027 wlll be my year
my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like! / me: (listens to "Take Me Home, Country Roads" for an hour) / my spotify algorithm
Damn, my Feet are Icecold / Fuckoff
"I don't care" / Me in my notes app
Me leaving the house for the first time in 3 days to go get some junk food at the store and then go back to my hibernation
Me giving a Speech to 10000 Peopein My Mind / Me in Our Annual Family Gathering
when you see people buying beef jerky without checking the price: Fucking billionaires.
How it feels dropping insane lore to someone at work & walking away
me coming out of my room every few days so people know im still alive
"do you remember”
anime characters when a powerful enemy with great energy walks in
I like it when there's a silly little Cats / even me? / whatdid i do? / am isilly? / ulike me ur tweet: / i am that way
Me coming home to see if I was ugly on the street or not
When you wait for someone so you can eat together but they say that they already ate
"Can't place the building here"
My face when I am telling a lie / My face when I am actually saying the truth
when the deep cleaning motivation wears off mid way & now you're just sitting in the room like this
Me at the start of every week: This week / Begins fine Goes downhill
If you miss me, just text me. Showing up in my dreams is crazy.
We're Fucked!
A child / Cusswords / Me
There's no cure for my sadness / Also me after getting ice cream
to avoid burn out at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work. quit your job. disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
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