Seriously, stop asking. / GRAIN OF RICE / Chance of me paying for YouTube premium / YouTube: So, you're telling me there's a chance.
Me: *having a very specific problem* / The one [deleted user] 12 years ago
When you both want the last slice of pizza
"We have guests coming over, I should go to my place and chill" / “Body slam them”
Me: Tells my 9 year old brother to dig straight down in Minecraft. / Brother: Why? / Me: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen. Jepoue
Photographer captures reactions of people when called beautiful.
Never knew this was an option meme
That feeling of guilt despite not being guilty of anything
When my brain goes on an adventure instead of listening the conversation I'm having.
Cartoon characters disguising themselves starterpack / Huge bulky glasses/ sunglasses / Oversized hat that's bigger than their own body / Can't forget your signature fake mustache / Trench coat that could fit 5 people
Me at work as soon as I arrive
Me flirting: Wanna suffer together? / I thought you'd never ask
When a drug's side effects are worse than the illness it treats
When ppl talking to me while they driving
/ Me: watch this curve coming up
*The option you chose in the role-playing scenario did not lead to the outcome you wanted* / Game Reset
Computer prices are doubling. / My laptop: I have decided that I want to die.
Fixing pain as a kid / Fixing pain as an adult
*When you talked shit about a character that you didn't like and then found out that they're the main reason why the characters you loved still exists in the first place
It's nice here with you... / It's nice anywhere with you
A day where I was social and made people laugh / Me: Wave of loneliness when I get home
You're a good kisser parker but also so gullible
Anything is possible with ice cream - no ice cream
Me putting earphones in / oh right / playing music
My brain when I try to sleep: NO / My brain when I try to wake up: NO
trying to cook when you have dogs be like
lasagne / I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
The delivery man calculating the exact moment i start taking a shit to arrive
When you can only take 1 toy to the bath and you've narrowed it down to your top 3
How do I tell him to stop including me in plans because by then I'll be dead
music: gets really epic / my skin
Monday vs me on the weekend
the "why are my farts nuclear, and piss radioactive?" starter pack
"ur smile says a lot about you" / me: I need money
"don't you guys get bored together?" / me and my man all weekend
When someone takes a verse out of context and keeps on going / WHOA
When u submit your essay on time but it's short by 2 pages, missing sources and completely about the wrong subject
What you see / What your dentist sees
When you come across a really offensive meme but you see your best friend already liked it
