Me waiting for my best friend to become a millionaire so she can buy me clothes, a car, food and mansion
Upgrading my PC / Building a new PC
True crime youtubers talking about a real life murder vs lost media youtubers talking about a cancelled episode of spongebob
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS PLAY THE SAME GAMES AS YOU BUT ON A DIFFERENT PLATFORM..
When your room is freezing but you still need some fresh air
I think bro is
Expectation vs reality starfish meme from spongebob
me on instagram vs me in real life
Bot my dead meme Bot A comment
i look like this / so my cat can look like this
When you're trying to spell a big word and your phone is just as dumb as you and won't help you out
An attempt to escape the vet
when i'm deep in a depressive episode and someone tells me to "stay positive"
Me when I can't find anyone with the same tastes as me / Me when I do but now I'm annoyed because I don't feel original
First two drinks don't count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.
me when i go too fast through the exposition part of my maladaptive daydream &i have to start over out of respect for the plotline / Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.
Beating their personal record by 2 frames / Speedrunners
Started using my gym card today.. / GYM
How it feels to arrive home, normally / How it feels to arrive home when you need to go to the bathroom
when you see a post on social media right before you close the app but when you immediately reopen the app, it's lost to the sands of time / WHAT REALLY GRINDS GEARS
I bet he's thinking about other guys
I should buy this 800 dollar iPad / I can keep my notes organized / I can look at my stocks more easily / Uses it to play clash royale
My girlfriend stealing my hoodie / Me stealing-her skirt
i really haven't been right since the accident (my birth)
I'm easy to please I just need: balcony / a benefactor to fund my diet / an isolated cottage near the sea
Doctor: "You just need to diet & exercise & you'll start feeling better." / Me: So it's terminal then?
THE LITTLE TOE: Designed specifically to Geo-locate furniture in low light conditions.
Me: I love writing so much. It's my passion. / Also me, anytime I open my document
wanted to study but my seat was already taken.
When you're in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you
When your friend is explaining all the drama in her life and it definitely sounds like she's the problem but you have to be supportive
How it looks How it feels
You see a spider on the floor Panik It is just a hairball Kalm It starts moving like a spider Panik
there will always be a situation that you think you will never get over but you do every single time
My brain, when I'm hormonal & overstimulated / Cancel / Create issue
This is brilliant But I like this
I am done eating
BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR GAMERS / BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR GAMERS / BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR GAMERS
Everyone Always says "This hurts the most" But no one talks about this mf
