Grownups when it snows / Kids when it snows: More! More!
Me, as a kid: I'm not going to grow up to be a boring adult. / Me, as an adult: Has a favorite tree I like looking at on my way to work.
When you pick your nose and it starts bleeding / The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep
*Computer freezes* / Me: *opens task manager* / *Computer unfreezes* / Do you think its honor that keeps them in line? It's fear, fear and blood.
just because i give you advice doesn't mean im smárter than you. it's mean I've done more stupid stuff than you
Me viewing houses worth 6 million and be like, "no, i don't like the kitchen"
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up. / that's a potato / Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
Ant meme all day vs 2 am comparison
meow (in a romantic way)
the four horsemen of things that never end
FaceTiming the water so it doesn't boil over while I'm watching TV in the other room.
1980: "In 2026 we will have flying cars!" 2026
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PROTEIN INTO FARTS
Failing cause you forget everything the minute you start the test / Studying the days before the test / Not studying at all
Failing cause you forget everything the minute you start the test / Studying the days before the test / Not studying at all
The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I'm sure it's coming
Me: *Eats the bad things on the plate first and the best things last* / My mom : Why do you do that? / Me: IT'S THE LAW
Everyone: Man finding these new graphics cards is really difficult / Tech Youtubers
My kitten likes to 'hide' in this jar, and it confuses her brother/ "force field." "but-" "force. field."
Time spent eating McNuggets / Time spent shiting out McNuggets
Me trying to spot the differences between 2 images / Me trying to discern if an image is Al
I work for money. If you want loyalty, Hire a dog
"Do you want to deposit the whole $3?" / Me: Lower Your Voice
When the tea comes with pictures screenshots and audio
When you are finishing a really great game and you know by the music that a sad ending is coming
being called smart because you have a variety of information on different subjects but in reality it's all surface level intelligence and you don't feel like you're really good at anything
Rethink Your Weekend / Fried foods & beer -1500 Calories / Hard Liquor & salad 700 Calories
Me to people with no back pain / how
"man I hate Valentines. seeing all those couples Kissin' and stuff. i wish 14th of February just didn't exist" / me who has birthday on 14th February
The four stages of valentines day
When you sit down and realize the remote is on the other side of the room
ChatGPT in 2060 / Guy who asked it to count to 1 Million
Weekend plans and actual weekend
Capyberus
When I wake up from a 3-hour nap / Model: myself / Costume: myself / Hair:pillow
"who u kissing for new years?" / the floor when i pass tf out on it
My brain after my crush looks at my direction by mistake and I start imagining our epic love story / So it begins
Set up a candle in front of your glade air freshener to throw fireballs across the room to establish dominance in front of your peers
